some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I lost the right to judge tonight
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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