People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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