I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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