Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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