He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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