i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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