Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He felt like a one man threesome
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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