Whod you bang
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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