Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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