just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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