I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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