I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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