Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
