let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He did a backflip because drugs
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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