This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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