What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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