Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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