So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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