His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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