her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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