If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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