UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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