At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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