You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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