Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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