They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
A+ Viking dick
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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