It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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