hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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