Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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