I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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