And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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