Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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