And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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