In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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