Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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