Duck Duck Cougar?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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