Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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