Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
