Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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