Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
look no pants
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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