She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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