Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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