I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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