How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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