Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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