at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He passed out mid-signature
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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