Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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