before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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