She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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