I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
They took my balls.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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